I hate stuff like this
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1852736618
Now, not ony do I apparently shower “like a man” according to the stereotype perpetuated in this video (um… minus the penis shaking bits plus I do actually use the bathmat), but… do you know any woman who actually does these things? Maybe one or two of them but I have never known anyone who cleans the bathtub and shower with Tilex AFTER taking a shower, every time. I don’t know anyone who washes their hair twice. I don’t know anyone who sorts their laundry as they undress every time. I certainly don’t know anyone, even my obsessively neat mother, who does every single one of these things every time they shower.
When I shower, I undress in the bathroom, hop in about 15 minutes later than I really should in order to be on time for work, wash and sometimes condition my hair, hop out, dry myself, then dress for work in a rush because I’m late.
This was supposed to be funny, I know, because everything that grossly exaggerates cultural sexual differences is supposed to be funny. But it just aggravated me.