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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ladies_nights
 Men whining about “ladies nights” at bars being “discriminatory”.  Never mind that everyone knows the whole purpose of ladies nights are to ensure a sizeable stock of rapeable women for the male patrons of the bar to choose from (as women who have had even one drink will find it almost impossible to get either a [...]

Happy Chanukah!

From a commenter, and from my own research, I offer you the following two links:
http://www.ritualwell.org/holidays/chanukah/Newblessingforchanukah
http://telshemesh.org/tevet/chanukah_ritual_for_the_seventh_night.html