Blame Hillary!
A shameless parody of South Park’s “Blame canada”
(Since they feel its cool to make fun of everyone else)
White guy 1: Times have changed
Hard times and getting worse
Economy is sinking
It’s like a great big curse!
Falwell: Should we blame our president?
Robertson: Or blame society?
Hippies: Or should we blame the images on TV?
White guy 1: No, blame Hillary
Everyone: Blame Hillary
Sheila: With her beady little eyes
And flapping mouth so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Hillary
Blame Hillary
White guy 1: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It’s all Hillary’s fault!
White guy 2: Don’t blame Bush
For his violence and his lies
He plunged us into endless war
Let a city sink and die
White guy 3: And don’t blame the Democrats
A party run by men
Who ignore every woman’s concern
To the religious right they bend
White guy 1:Blame Hillary
Everyone: Blame Hillary
White guy 1: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Hillary came along
Everyone: Blame Hillary
Blame Hillary
Homeless dude: She’s not even a real woman anyway
White guy 4: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich as me,
But he flunked out when he saw Hillary’s ugly face on tv
Everyone: Should we blame his study habits?
Should we blame his ADD?
Or the teachers who didn’t do their jobs?
White guy 1: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Hillary!
Blame Hillary
White guy 1: With all her pro-choice hullabaloo
White guy 2: And that bitch Sarah Palin too
Everyone: Blame Hillary
Shame on Hillary
For…
The women we must stop
The feminists we must bash
Their rights and strength
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
